Mr. Clancy (L) opens a bottle of pop with his eye while Becky (R) looks on.

Kristen (L) getting kinda risque with the wall. Not really sure what Maliya's (R) doing, but she's there, anyway.

Joelle's in the chair...ha, take that stupid sport preps! While Maliya worships the sexy goddess that Joelle is.

Joelle (L)...ummm...yeah, doing something to the Christmas tree. Alex (R) is back in the instrument room.

Ha! Bryan's blue tongue!

Joelle (L) grinding it up on Bryan (R) at the Halloween dance. Took this picture and the following other dance pictures from Danielle's site.

Go to her Page!!

Alyssa's senior picture. Isn't she cute? *Inscribed on the back--"AAAHH, das ist mich!"*

Apparently I'm the only one who likes this picture of Megan. Oh, well.

This is Molly, although we all just call her "Mol" or "Mol-Mol". She works at the Villa, too. Click below to read her song. "It's her way or the highway." :)

Molly's song

And this is Becky/Beeky, whom I met at True North, the best damn camp in the whole world! Check out her web page on my link page! She also has short hair now, so this is not actually what she looks like anymore. "You know you have arrived as a writer when you make your group leader cry."

YES! Finally a picture of Becky with short hair!

Adam (left) and Pete (right). Pete is Kate's brother, Adam's just a general add-on. :) And he's the singer of the crotch song: "crotch crotch crotch, bang on the crotch, feels good, feels good, are you ready? go." How much for a two-pack?

This is a beautiful shot of Brien which I stole from Becky's web site. Becky describes it as Brien's "making love to the camera face," although I would definetly describe it as a "post-orgasm" face.

Bryan/Brien, a.k.a. father of Mariya's scary Asian love child plastic baby. He' s not wearing his technicolor scarf in this picture, so you're missing out. And if we're going to go with the whole German thing you can call him Klaus. (But that baby's not German, it's Asian! Do you hear me?! Asian!) (Oh, yes, and by the way, Bryan, when is Mariya going to be clued in about your burning German love triangle with Claudia and Andrea?)

Nina (L) and Katrina (R). Neither are of relation to the scary Asian love child plastic baby, although Nina is Bryan's sister...

The darling Katie, Becky's cousin. Known to Tracee and I as DJ KK. "Atom...what a beautiful word."

Kristin (L) and Andrea (R). My good band buddies. Although never let them touch posters at a video rental establishment because they will rip and desecrate them! (I know this from experience! Watch out for these two!)

Josh (L) and David (R)...making sure to get a heavy dose of extracurriculars in their high school education.

Johanna (R) physically violating Bryan (L) with her tongue at Rocky Horror Picture Show. (At least she's not picking anybody up in this one.)

Hey Chris! I know you're pissed 'cause you're not looking at the camera in this one but you still look cute so quit your bitchin'! Anyway, here's Sarah (L), Johanna a.k.a "the big buff Hanna" (Middle) and Chris (R). Becky says, "Sarah has an unhealthy obsession with Pinesol". Oh yeah, and Steve is in the background there on the right behind Chris. Hi Steve!

Mariya (L), Megan (Middle), and Alyssa (R) on the BPA trip which sadly I wasn't there 'cause I'm to much of a loser to be in a business class this year. (This picture was taken before the whole scary Asian love child plastic baby incident.) No chocolate ice cream Alyssa! Bad girl! "Nein, Jutta! Du bist ein schlecht Mädchen! Kein Schockoeis für dich!"

Megan's "look I'm with facsimiles of famous people" portrait during the BPA trip--she's between Elvis and Crocodile Dundee.

The BPA crew. In the back we have from left to right: Jerry, Jeremy, Andy, Bobby, Joe, Kate, Ryan, Megan, and Andrea. In the middle there's Mindy, Angela, Jordan, Stephanie, and Hanna. Then, the two cover-boys in front are Brady and Tyler. Tyler's the one on bottom.

This is David, the BPA tour guide, who I never actually met but he is still a cool dude. Apparently he has been in several "blink and you'll miss him" roles in major Hollywood productions.

Joelle (L) and Sam (R). Joelle is a bad, bad girl who likes to sneak into high school dances even though she is just in 8th grade! (How devious!) Sam is a much better citizen.

Hello, Mike! ("Is that tweed?") In this picture he's in his house, which oddly enough has no walls. (lol) Actually he's on the rather beautiful set of our "Marigolds" play. Hmmm...actually he isn't really someone who tolerates me, he's just our really cool drama coach so therefore he merits postage on this little page. (As if he wouldn't!) This picture is not legally mine and I stole it from Malia's site.

Top row (L to R): Jeremy, Evan, Tony, Dave, Bryan, and Steve.
Middle (L to R): Meagen, Megan, and Anna.
Bottom (L to R): Tonya, Mariya, Johanna, and Emily S.

Bryan (Middle) being the pimp that he is and trying to get some from both Johanna (L) and Megan (R).

Megan (L) and Alicia (R). I'm not really sure what's going on in this picture. If anyone does know what's happening here, please keep it to yourself because I'm not really sure I want to know.

Megan (L) and Alicia (R). Heaven knows what Alicia's doing here...it probably has something to do with Sailor Moon, although how would I know? I'm sure it has it's own deep and meaningful purpose.

Kyle's beautiful self-portrait. Last damn time I leave my high-impact disposable Fuji Film lying withing his grasp. ;)

Kyle's "other" picture.

Kate at prom....contemplating the deeper meaning of life. And wearing her Wal-Mart special glasses.

Emily S. (L) and Steve (R)

Me and Johanna at the Prom. (Yay! I got "leid"!) (Although Johanna got leid twice, the slut. j/k)

EmPunk and her date, Ben. This is the last of the "background" shots, I promise.

Danielle (R) with Lars (L), who looks very spiffy in his police uniform...better than a tux anyday.

One more picture of Lars stylin' it out.

Megan (R) and Steve (L). This is the cutest damn picture in the whole world. Don't ask me why, it just is.

Megan (R) and Jordan "Fritz" (L) sharing a little love.

Me in the background..Chey (R) and Akira (L) in the front are my cute little cousins. The man in the gray sweatshirt behind me is unknown.

Me (L) and Kate (R) in her front yard.

Basically the same picture as above...hopefully you can surmise who's who in this one.

"The End!" (Sorry Kate, I couldn't resist.) P.S. Katie says, "dammit Jenn, I am not grabbing my butt and if you don't take that picture off your webpage I'm going to hurt you!" ("Butt" (ha-ha bad pun) we all know the truth, Katie, you can't hide from it.)

The Great Books crew. Top L-R: Kristen, Sam, Andrea, Becky, and Alicia. Bottom L-R: Bryan, Joelle, Maliya, and Katie.

Great Books's fearless leader, Mr. Clancy...yup, he's got bottle tops in his eyes. Great Books is one weird place.

Alex (L) and Joelle (R) hanging out in front of my locker and admiring the Super Babe.

Katrina (L), Malia (M), and Alex (R), who is doing some type of strip tease thing with his bag of popcorn.

Josh is the one stuck in the Christmas tree...you can see Andy peeking in on the left.

Lars at the Halloween dance IN A THONG!

In the back (L to R): Kristen, Andrea, Sam, and Joelle.
Front: Danielle (L) and Kim (R). All trussed up and looking fine at the Halloween dance.

This is Kate, Molly's sister. My good pal in PDM and someone I can count on to seriously violate my hand with her pen when I fall asleep in Chem class.

HA! I was just kidding about those other people...these are my real friends. (j/k, this stupid pic was here when I showed up, and for some weird reason I just can't seem to part with it.) Gaze and wonder what the hell is really going on in this picture. These half-naked denizens are here to entertain you! Salutations from "all-bachinis.com"!

Emily/EmReznor. She is so goth! (J/K) Cool actress, writer, and web-page maker, among other things. She's been reduced for quick sale, so you better act fast!

Amanda, being her usual pleasant and perky self. *grin*
She's the cool kid in advanced bio who I copy worksheet answers off of. Plus she was in drama and let herself be made-up like a two-dollar hooker. She says she didn't enjoy the experience, but we all know better.

Amanda--looking much less violent in her senior picture.

Leeshie-bean the Drama Queen! Doing what she does best, which is photo ops. She is also holder of the really big Nascar mug thing, which has now become the drama club idol and we all get naked and worship it while singing chants each and every day. (j/k)

Jen H., a.k.a. Cinderslut. And a diligent employee of the fine franchise of McDonalds. Oh, yeah, and that was "cesspool", not "sex pool".

From left to right in this one we have Katie, Lars, Eric, and Jerry (Wuorenmann man man man). Katie you have been introduced to already. Lars, Eric, and Jerry I give rides home to after school when I don't have drama.

This is Llama in his Mint Green on the hard-core band trip. :) The almighty Fran is in the background on the left.

Steve in the luxurious band uniform, circa 1945.

Sometimes pictures are worth a thousand words. I think this one's worth at least a million. So I won't waste any more and just tell you who is featured. Malia is on the right and Tracee the left.

Molly (middle) flanked by Brandy (L) and Lindsay (R). Ooooh, bad girl Lindsey quit McDonalds. Scorn! Only now she works at the Video Rental Establishment with me! Yay!

Lindsay (L), Katie O. a.k.a "scrub" (Middle) and Carly (R), seated in the backseat of my luxurious Pontiac Bonneville.

Look! What's this? Why, it's a picture! And who's in it? It's Lindsay! A little blurry but nevertheless her--also notice how there are no other people in this picture--only Lindsay.

(Left to Right)--Andy, Jerry, Bobby, and Brady. Pimpin' it during the BPA California trip.

(Left to Right): Megan, Andrea (yah! Bussiere makes the page!), Mindy, and Katie at Laguna(sp?) Beach.

Back (L-R): Brady, Hannah, Kate, and Megan.
Front (L-R): Angela, Mindy, and Jordan.
Supposedly they are in the front of Allie McBeals house, although since I never watch television Megan was rather perturbed when I didn't automaticaly surmise this fact when she first showed me the picture.

Johanna (L) and Emily get SCANDALOUS!

This is Ms. "Sue". Umm...I stole this picture from my school's web page. Don't really know why I put it here except for the fact that she was a really cool student teacher and now she's gone! :(

David (L), Eric (M), and Jerry (R) looking studdly in the backseat of the beaverwood-mobile.

Katie (R) and her mom, the infamous Pat (L). Notice the resemblance? It's uncanny.

The men in back (Ouch! Bad pun! I seriously did not try that one.)(L-R): Bryan, Steve, and Dave.
Chicks in the front (L-R): Johanna, Emily, Mariya, and Megan.

Back (L-R): Toney, Evan, and Dave.
Front (L-R): Jen, Anna, Mariya, and Megan.
(Is anyone else noticing the trend that the men are always in the back row? Does this say something? Did they all wet their pants at the exact same moment and are now desperately trying to cover it up?)

Jen H. looking very much the part of Cinder-slut. Or as Katie's mom would say, "she looks just like that 'I Dream of Genie' girl." Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Daughter of Satan, a.k.a Melissa (L) looking very un-Satanic with Sean, a.k.a Dictionary Game Champion to the extreme (R).

Bryan (L) and Johanna's (Okay folks, if she's not on the left side--which side is she on?) prom picture. Notice the overly tacky background. Get used to it now, it's going to come back to haunt you.

Kyle and Katie's picture. Remember what I said about the backround? (Creepy "Twilight Zone" music begins to play.)

Look at me! Look at me! I'm a dork! Anyway, that nonwithstanding, this is David's and my prom picture.

(Left to Right) David, me, Lars, Danielle, Kate, and Kyle lookin' kind of stupid in front of the "waterfall".

Lars (R) and Danielle (L).

Lars (L) and Danielle (R). Check out his cool-beans Junior Officer badge. P.S. I stole this picture from Em's BME site-

Em

Okay, so I lied. Here's one more picture of Lars outside Kate's house. (I swear this is the last one.)

Steve, all trussed up and ready for action. (Coifed and gowned and ready for action! Sorry, Cinderella moment.)

Johanna (L), Em (M), and me (R) vamping it out "goth-style" at the prom.

Mindy (L) and me (R). Kate's in the background there on the right.

From Left to Right, Kate, Kyle, me, and David getting prepped for prom.

Me (L), Mol (M), and Joelle (R). Yay for Red Lobster bibs!

From Left to Right: Me, Mol, Joelle, and Kate. Yay! We're all so pretty!