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A quote that defines me as a person artistically or was just plain funny. (Is there a difference?) :
"Money in OZ! Did you suppose we are so vulgar as to use money to buy things, instead of love and kindness and the desire to please one another, then we should be not better than the rest of the world."
-The Tin Woodsman- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
~Tom Clancy "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
~Albert Einstein "Labels are for filing, labels are for clothing, labels are not for people."
~Martina Navratilova "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
~Woody Allen "Religion has caused more misery to all men in every state of human history than any other single idea."
~Madelyn Murray O'Hair "When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap."
~Cynthia Heimel "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
~Woody Allen "Never put off 'till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow"
~Mark Twain "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music he hears, however measured or far away."
~Henry David Thoreau "To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting."
~E.E. Cummings
"There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun."
~Pablo Picasso
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."
~Charles Schultz
"I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center."
~Kurt Vonnegut "I wouldn't mind dying - it's that business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me."
~R. Geis
"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?"
~Jack Handey "When you come right down to it all you have is yourself. The sun is a thousand rays in your belly. All the rest is nothing."
~Pablo Picasso "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."
~Albert Einstein "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be."
~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
"The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they miss."
~Thomas Carlyle "To others we are not ourselves but a performer in their lives cast for a part we do not even know that we are playing."
~Princess Elizabeth Bibesco "In all of us, lodges the same fuel to light the same fire. And he who has never felt, momentarily, what madness is, has but a mouthful of brains."
~Herman Melville~ "When the group reaches the size of five, a traitor is a statistical inevitability. Jesus was lucky that he only had one out of twelve. As a son of God, he knew the odds, and that is why he was so phlegmatic about the event."
~From the book, You Get What You Pay For, by Larry Beinhart~ "I got my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore."
-Wendy Liebman Jesus: Hey, Dad.
God: Yes, son?
Jesus: Western civilization followed me home this morning. Can I keep it?
God: Certainly not, boy. And put it down this minute. You don't know where it's been.
-From Tom Robbins Another Roadside Attraction- A normal adolescent isn't a normal adolescent if he acts normal.
-Judith Viorst (Clicking on the following pictures will bring you to the official web site for Ed, Edd, and Eddy at Cartoon Network.) 
Those Ed boys are crazy like chickens, only they lay no eggs. Aaaah, candied beets to calm my nerves.
-Rolf- 
Hey, Eddie, you ran out of refreshments. And this rubber tube is giving me a rash.
-Jimmy- | 
